Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Ten Things to Know About Moving Out of Home

The world is a big scary place, so here is a list of ten things to know about moving out of home.
(This list depends partially on the kindness and generosity of your parents, so bare that in mind!)

1. When you parents ask you if you are running low on anything, always say yes.
At first, it may seem 'cool' or 'AWESOME' to be able to walk/drive/take public transport by yourself to the store and buy shampoo and conditioner. Or toothpaste. But trust me, that stuff is expensive. And when you're on a limited student budget, the last thing you want to be doing is wasting your money on necessities. Why would you do that when there's partying to be done?! So if your parents are there, right in front of you, offering to buy you things. Don't hesitate. Don't feel bad. Just accept their generosity!

2. Never do laundry until there is no other option.
I don't mean turning your underwear inside out to wear it again (guys, we're looking at you!). No, I mean run yourself down to your last outfit, pair of underwear and socks and then do washing. If you're that stuck, I guess you could wear a dressing gown to the laundry and then get dressed in clean-yet-soaking-wet clothes. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

3. It is possible to survive on two-minute noodles and Mi Goreng.
Don't listen to your parents. Sometimes, they're wrong. Not often, but sometimes! See the thing is, if you're on a student budget and either 1) You can't cook or 2) The food provided by your college/Halls of Residence is terrible, then sometimes there is literally no other option. But you will get sick of noodles. If this results, switch to Oreos. It never fails.

4. You don't have to clean your room if you don't want to.
But bare in mind that if you want to have people over, this might be the best way to impress. Living away from home means that there are no parents to tell you when your room needs cleaned, so you're absolutely more than welcome to live in a pigsty. Welcome to university life!

5. You will never go to bed before 12am.
It's extremely unlikely. This is the situation that happens to me every, single night. At 9pm I look at the clock. 'It's still too early,' I say to myself. Five lives later in Candy Crush and after couple of episodes of the TV show of the week, it's suddenly 1am. Oh well, better go on Twitter.
The point of this is that apparently we need to be responsible adults and go to bed when we feel tired. YOLO!

6. It is possible to party every night of the week.
I just don't recommend it. Or condone it. It's just a fact. It is possible, just you need to limit yourself. Also, if you are going to do it...don't tell your parents!

7. You need to exercise.
Living away from home can cause you to put on weight for a number of reasons: your diet, alcohol and stress, just to name a few. And so, if you thought you were limitless and had an awesome metabolism in high school, don't rely on it when you start living off noodles and partying every week. Take up a sport or go running or swimming or be creative with your own ways to exercise!

8. Make lists of things you need to do.
Even better, invest in a calender or make your own. I guarantee that without your parents around to remind you, you'll forget about important events and happenings!

9. Your parents will always love you no matter what.
Well, mine will. I hope yours will too. Make sure to phone them, Facebook them or visit them. Because I can guarantee that they miss you a lot.

10. Remember to study.
Living away from home means that there is noone to nag you to study when you have exams coming up. It's up to you. And so, instead of studying right now (at 12:04am in the morning), I am blogging. It's obviously not the sensible thing to do. Mum...Dad...can you tell me to study please?!

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